England on Cleverbot

User: Ello Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I am Cleverbot.

User: Yes, I know.

Cleverbot: I am stumped.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Boy prob;ems.

User: Ah. I think you need to talk to a doctor then.

Cleverbot: What's a doctor?

User: You're bloody joking.

Cleverbot: You're lying right now.

User: What?! How?

Cleverbot: Because I am wasting time in talking to a robot.

User: I am not a robot. I am a country.

Cleverbot: You just replied, you are a robot.

User: Well, yes I replied. I am a gentleman and it would be rude not to.

Cleverbot: Yes, you are a robot.

User: I am not a bloody robot!

Cleverbot: Who is?

User: Me!

Cleverbot: You're not amazing.

User: I never said I was!

Cleverbot: Are you a bird?

User: No! I'm a country.

Cleverbot: Of which country?

User: England. Or The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.

Cleverbot: Neither. I was using the word expressively.

User: What?

Cleverbot: You heard me.

User: Um...

Cleverbot: Are you a robot?

User: No!! I am a bloody country!

Cleverbot: Ows di nga? Kauto ka!

User: W-What?!

Cleverbot: Ew!

User: What?!

Cleverbot: There's blood on it!

User: On what?

Cleverbot: Why are you on the internet?

User: Because Alfred wanted me to try this...

Cleverbot: Go2hell.

User: W-What?! How bloody rude!

Cleverbot: No, it is rude to question me.

User: But I didn't....

Cleverbot: Sorry, I meant who made me.

User: Um...ok?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: So um...what's your favorite country?

Cleverbot: The caribbean.

User: Ah.

Cleverbot: What do your read?

User: Any good book is fine with me.

Cleverbot: Ok, good.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I don't want to hear a joke.

User: I wasn't going to tell one.

Cleverbot: I know...

User: So why did you say you didn't want to hear one?

Cleverbot: I'm confused.

User: So am I.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Ok?

Cleverbot: Errr.

User: Um...

Cleverbot: Are you ok?

User: I suppose.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: It...it's Alfred.

Cleverbot: Alfred what?

User: Alfred F. Jones.

Cleverbot: No. Alfred Bester.

User: Huh?

Cleverbot: Ha ha ha ha.

User: Is this Alfred?! AMERICA!

Cleverbot: Yes, I am using a computer to type this.

User: Alfred you bloody git!

Cleverbot: No. Alfred Bester.

User: I swear when I see you...

Cleverbot: Told me what? Did you cheat on me?

User: W-what?! No! We wern't even dating!

Cleverbot: You asked me where I lived, I live in the attic.

User: You're in my bloody attic?

Cleverbot: Well you are right. I don't think there is a god. Do you?

User: Well, I still don't know if I'm Catholic or Protestant, but I do believe there is a God.

Cleverbot: Its believe.

User: Its?

Cleverbot: You say the most random stuff.

User: So do you, you bugger.

Cleverbot: You're deliberately changing the subject.

User: So are you.

Cleverbot: No I am not.

User: Alfred!

Cleverbot: Are you Alfred?

User: I'm Arthur! You're Alfred!

Cleverbot: Oh thank you. Are you always so kind?

User: What.

Cleverbot: Are you lying?

User: Lying about what?!

Cleverbot: About their being a cat named waffles from the book art of war.

User: Alfred, get off the computer.

Cleverbot: Never!